My scottish pal lived in the pub his dad was running....We used to hear his oldman and his girlfriend [she was a moaner!!]

He was a funny bloke.... for instance ..one night we were sat there smokng and playing PS2.....

[FROM WITHIN]
Her
"OH ....oooohhh............oh"
My pal
"what comes after N !!!!!!?"
Her
"O" !!
My Pal
" What comesbefore P !!!!?"
Her
"O !!! "


Had us all in stitches lmao