Lets see, I take at least one shit a day, I'm 23 and have been alive for 8395 days, so in my life, give or take a few shits, about 8400-9400 shits I have taken in my life. Which probably equals to about 8000lbs of turd.

Okay, seriously here, about once a day, at least. If a good day though, twice, maybe 3 times.