The Daily Confessional

[Jennifer K]

I helped myself to a shit load of tampons from work today! Oh god I feel sooo guilty. NOT!:dance: :dance: :stoned:

[yz250]

fabulous haha!!
but i gotta admit ive never heard of anyone poppin a pill by themself at 6 in the morning. I was wondering the other day actually, what is rolling like by yourself? Any time i do it im usually with like several other peoples

take three to start then two later and put on some trance.sit in the middle of the couch and and just chill.best experience of my life.You will go places in body and mind that has never been reached before....bring a mouth a peace.

[bedake]

this morning at around 2 AM I gave a bag of weed that was pressed up against my balls under my boxers to a cop..... and another bag of weed that was in a DXM bottle in my pocket. I got let off free... my brother didnt

[BizzleLuvin]

i have a candida fungal infection on the corners of my mouth from taking antibiotics. i havent done my calc homework and i know by now that its not gonna get done.

[da haze meister]

i have a candida fungal infection on the corners of my mouth from taking antibiotics. i havent done my calc homework and i know by now that its not gonna get done.

lawl that sucks...
i havent done my english homework and i got so mad about losing my memory card that i broke my remote. then, a speaker from my surround sound fell on my head which held the key to my stash box and as i went to stash that key under an african head thing i found my memory card.

[yoda]

i let out a fart and it staaaank

[hoodedclum]

i piss in the sink occasionally, just out of lazyness. i know .. im going straight to hell

[drinksmokesleep]

well.........i thought my confessions would only be for my deathbed..........but you never know.....i might actualy just blow my brains out with this shotgun..........who knows........in short self pity aside..................i have fucked up my life and wish i wasn't such a coward cos i would do it...........bang

[Swizzy89304]

I always get horny when I smoke a bowl. So I always have a hand-shandy when I smoke.

[Swizzy89304]

i piss in the sink occasionally, just out of lazyness. i know .. im going straight to hell

When Im feeling really lazy, Ill go and pee outside instead of walking upstairs to the loo.