The Daily Confessional

[friendowl]

i have a ged and a lil college like 3 credits and i make more money then some people with college degrees.

i am not educated but very wise
i rule with an iron fist and a heart of gold.

i shave my nuts cuz i dont like hair.

sometimes i wanna join al-queda

friendowl Reviewed by friendowl on 03-01-2006. The Daily Confessional i created a thread similar to this one a while back and i really enjoyed it. POST YOUR DAILY CONFESSIONS HERE its therapeutic! ill start: my farts have been smelling unusually rank this week. i havent showered in 24 hours. my lips are chapped but i cant stop licking them. i had an ice cream bar for lunch Rating: 5

[BizzleLuvin]

i read the qu'ran/koran just for the hell of it. i also read The Book Of the Dead and The Jefferson Bible. i like religious texts, even though im not religious

[BabyFacedAbortion]

I've stolen atleast a couple hundred bucks in makeup, under-things, and cold meds/sleeping meds in the last two weeks -cringe-

I haven't shaved my legs in like, three weeks.
I go running in the middle of the night for the fuck of it.
I listen to Ashlee Simpson
I hate some of my best friends.

[BizzleLuvin]

i smoke pot:smokin:

[beachguy in thongs]

I've been 19 years old for 11 years.

[sweetnhighz]

whoa this is a crazy weird thread. ummmm i havent stolen a thing since i was 18, *claps*
spend way too much money on bud and beer. really need my teeth bleached, godaym sodas!!! i have a horrible cracking nuckles 24/7 and now i have carpal tunnel and arthritis and i pop my back alot. i dont call my parents enough and i pissed during the middle of the night 8 times the other nite!!! fukn beer.

[bedake]

I go for walks at 3 am, sometimes hoping ill get robbed

I drink milk from the bottle

i took a leak on the door handles of someones car once, it was an SUV i hate those

i feel awkward talking to most of my friends parents, and older people in general, I feel like they always think im the one who gets their kids in trouble

i think sex is overrated

i play video games for long periods of time without moving from the seat, it gives me headaches and makes my eyes more bloodshot than if i smoked pot

I think something or someone was covered up on 9/11

I go to college, but i dont try even 15% as hard as i could, i spend about 1 hour a week studying, mabye 5 actually doing work

if i could i would severely hurt every racist, homophobe and sexist person\

i dont like hats very much

I hate emo kids and scenesters, i think they are full of themselves douchebags but i must admit, i think the girls are kinda cute

at my old house, when my cat used to throw up or hairball in my room, i didnt care enough to clean it up ( i lived in a basement with concrete floors)

[thebathroom]

today at work, we had a carton of milk with the clumps in it so i hid it in the back of one of the fridges. I waited until a scenster came in (we get anywhere from 2 - 8 on any given day) and when he ordered a vanilla latte extra foam i used the clumpy milk. do i feel bad? sort of:upsidedow

[BabyFacedAbortion]

ever since my boyfriend and i broke up, i can't think of having sex with anyone else or even myself, the thought makes me sick to my stomach.

[zephyrinne]

God v2.0, I'm 21... I'll be 22 on March 24.

Here's another confessional.. I've had a bag of garbage sitting beside my front door for a week because I'm too lazy to take it out to the dumpster.