The Daily Confessional

[TallulahGreen]

I crawl around on the floor with a flashlight if i dont have weed. hey, i always find at least a bowl or two.

I do that too.

Lets see....todays confession? I have a million things to do but I would rather just sit here and think about how I should get stoned....

[BizzleLuvin]

im glad to see this thread resurrected!
today I went to the Cultural Laureates ceremony after drinking a few glasses of boxed wine from a bookbag while watching the SDS/Freegan society table during the Earth day celebration.

[Purple Banana]

Whenever someone says something that remotely relates to anything I've even thought I've heard on an episode of The Simpsons, I quietly play that exact scene in my head, word for word, and laugh out loud. Sometimes I actually speak the quote, hoping for someone to understand what I mean. When they ask WTF, I shake my head and they give me an odd look, but I honestly can't help it.

EDIT: I know this is horrible, but every time I see someone talking about how great their church/youth group is, and how they like living a "pure God-given lifestyle, unlike the non-believers" it makes me want to punch them in the face because it makes me feel like their 'superior' lifestyle somehow has more merit and meaning than my simple existential existance.

Shun the non-believers! Shun... Shuuuuuun!

[kingjustin]

Whenever someone says something that remotely relates to anything I've even thought I've heard on an episode of The Simpsons, I quietly play that exact scene in my head, word for word, and laugh out loud. Sometimes I actually speak the quote, hoping for someone to understand what I mean. When they ask WTF, I shake my head and they give me an odd look, but I honestly can't help it.

EDIT: I know this is horrible, but every time I see someone talking about how great their church/youth group is, and how they like living a "pure God-given lifestyle, unlike the non-believers" it makes me want to punch them in the face because it makes me feel like their 'superior' lifestyle somehow has more merit and meaning than my simple existential existance.

Shun the non-believers! Shun... Shuuuuuun!

On with the shunning!

For my confession... My miniature dachsund bit me in the ass today so I bit her foot. She deserved it though.