The Daily Confessional

[ADaisyChain]

i keep doing dxm practically every night in large quantity. i feel drained and sleepless. its 6:45 am and i haven't slept yet. I haven't masturbated in a week because i can't cum on dxm. i haven't called my girlfriend for the past couple of days because i don't like talking to her when im high. and i'm not going to see her tonight because i'm going to a party with an old female friend to get wasted. i tried to get someone to send me free acid in the mail in a chatroom and failed, i told him i would send him stuff i didn't have. i drove really high to steak and shake because i wanted cheesy fries and the window was really foggy so it was scary.

[Looker]

i have a ged and a lil college like 3 credits and i make more money then some people with college degrees.

i am not educated but very wise
i rule with an iron fist and a heart of gold.

i shave my nuts cuz i dont like hair.

sometimes i wanna join al-queda

I shaved my nuts once it was kinda itchy for awhile...

[Looker]

One time when I was a bout 9 or 10 me and a couple of friends all lived on the same block ..we had an old neighbor who lived on the corner and he was always yelling at us and brandishing his cane at us to stay off his front yard..anyway one fourth of July we got bottle rockets, roman candles, and like... 6 ounce rockets..I dont remember ... It was a big rocket..so I got this idea to go up a tree across the street from his (old guy) house with a metal tube and a six ounce rocket and put one through a bathroom window which was in range..and with the bathroom door open you could probably get a rocket past the bathroom and into the house if you got lucky....

Anyway, we decided to execute the plan one evening after dark and I got up the tree and into firing position..the light was on in the bathroom..one of my buddies was behind me loading the rocket in the tube and crouched ready to light it..we just wanted to launch the rocket into the window and scoot..but one thing led to another and it all happened so fast..

The old guy enters the bathroom,closes the door, right faces to us,(he's gonna sit down on the shitter) and drops down..I can see the top of his head..and my buddy just lit the rocket..

It sailed off downrange heading straight for the open window...it goes in the bathroom window..Now I hear the old man,sitting there with his pants around his ankles yelling AHHHH AHHHHH OH CHRIST!! AAAHHHH!!!!!

And then BOOM

I could see smoke and bits of paper swirling around the bathroom...

Funny shit, man ..funny shit...

Police got called and everything we just slinked away and went home...

[Looker]

Boy I gotta tell ya thanks people ..I bear my soul about one of those "stand by me " movie situations coming of age shit and the best you guys can do is basically admit you jerk off too much....

Thanks alot people..

Shit we mighta killed the old fuckin guy.....

[Looker]

the previous post was meant to be humorous and funny..

lighten up and get better weed...

[rebgirl420]

i just kind of got off talking to the guy im obsessed over, we roleplay he's Maynard (he's sooo good at it and he looks like him) even though John will be home...any minute now and my legs bleeding b/c when i orgasmed...I smacked my leg against the table...but the pain and the orgasm together was FAVULOUSSSS

[Reefer Rogue]

i skipped college today coz i got a blood test at like 9 am. i'm not high :stoned:

[AsianStoner420]

I gained 7 kilos this week now im 79kilos and yeah im getting fatter. Im always hungry and idk why,.. I got a crush on rebgirl(well who doesnt?) I have no job atm and my mom gave me 3 more weeks to spend my time at home doing nothing coz shes goin back to phils this week and i have to take care of my lil bro soooo its all gooood,.. shes leaving me with $500 and you guys know where its goin,..... I dissed my moms "BF" on the phone which pissed both of them, i told him to fuck off and never call again.,..

[yoda]

i skipped college today coz i got a blood test at like 9 am. i'm not high :stoned:

i skipped class today cause i woke up half an hr too late.....i could've made it slightly late, but decided to stay home and work on a paper for a little bit.

[SmokeyToker]

[quote=TallulahGreen]I have friends that call me all the time to do stuff, and I never answer and never call them back. It's not that I don't like them, cause I do...but for the most part I just want to sit around at home and chill and smoke. But they still keep calling...:/ I am a bad friend.

I do the same exact thing, sometimes im very introverted sometimes people im with are like why dont you answer your fone and im just likee... i dont want to.

Im manipulate my mom way too much.
I have an addictive personally.. have way to many addictions.
I crawl around on the floor with a flashlight if i dont have weed. hey, i always find at least a bowl or two.
Idk what else.