The Daily Confessional

[thebathroom]

I write short stories on all my paper money and act equally confused when people ask me about it.

[thebathroom]

the only food i ate and will eat today is cereal

[yoda]

i got a 44% on my math test, that i didnt study for and i never do hw for the class cause its algebra, and i hate math

[friendowl]

some girls shirt was missing a button
she was talking to me and i didnt hear
a word she said.then when she finished
yapping i responded to her chest by nodding yes

[Nochowderforyou]

I laughed really hard today at a dead baby joke, and I don't feel bad.

And yoda, if you ever need help in algebra, I did a full year of it at college. It's quite easy once you understand, so ask anytime. e-mail:

[email protected]

[bedake]

I just woke up at 4:30 PM

[chisme]

meh, i cant deny it, and im not ashamed, but theres only a few i like, i actually didnt get into it at all untill i was 17 and i started taking sleeping pills and watching it with my friends

legend of the overfiend.




have fun:thumbsup:

[BizzleLuvin]

Dashboard confessionals is my guilty pleasure.

mine too. and blink 182
i stole an Alkaline Trio shirt from my friend dana, i was helping her move and i went thru a bag of her stuff while she was getting lunch and i just snatched up the shirt and put it in my knapsack. i cant help but be fatally attracted to anything marginally emo or punk or weed or cheese related. im such a boob
sometimes.

i had a dream last night where i went to a victorias secret that was over a gardening center, and i went in asking if thier underwear was made from organic cotton. they werent sure but a cashier gave me the name of a shop that sold organic clothing and i spent $58 on one pair baby socks

then i dreamed that i was a lesbian truck driver from a well-to-do rich family. my truck was all fancy but the pedals were too low so i could hardly drive without getting foot cramps. i went around to Hood college to pick up women by asking them if they wanted to see my truck

[Tmar.aLL.DaYmar]

I left the toilet seat up this morning.


..oh and i killed some guy.

[thebathroom]

i didnt eat any fruit today.