The Daily Confessional

[w4terb0ng]

uhhhhhhhh.... you forgot salvia.

[dark0ne]

shhh i told my ex to meet me for dinner, so i can appologize for my stupidness. I also told my other friend to meet me at the same restraunt. she realy hates my ex, and she's a 200 lb bull dyke. i only wish i had a video camra.

[w4terb0ng]

shhh i told my ex to meet me for dinner, so i can appologize for my stupidness. I also told my other friend to meet me at the same restraunt. she realy hates my ex, and she's a 200 lb bull dyke. i only wish i had a video camra.

lmao.

[Fishmon]

Sometimes I feel like I am living life under ice and I am looking for an air pocket.

[PlainMJ]

I got shit faced after work today with my boss...I love my job :thumbsup:

[Shelbay]

My husband is out of state right now..will be gone a few weeks..and when we were talking he asked me could he go to a certain club..so anyway I am at my g/f's and her son is 24...he is just sexy and smart..he asked me to put lotion on his back for him today and talk about sexual tension..anyway nothing happened but I did think about it. I have never done anything like that before...and he is Hispanic..totally sexy..

[Garden Knowm]

one of my coworkers is driving
me crazy with sexual tension
she says things that make my
penis hard like "hello"

WOW

LADIES.. this sums up OUR(MEN) whole existence..

The truth is NOW known..


WELL said friend!!!

love

[Swizzy89304]

I missed my appointment to claim Jobseekers Allowance, and Im gonna go in next week (when I havent got an appointment) and pretend that I thought it was that Tuesday, instead of the one before.

I spend money that I dont have (e.g I bought a lamp with the money that my mate is gonna give me for my pistol, but he hasnt paid me yet. Ive bought some more Lowryder seeds, saying to my parents that Im gonna pay them when I get my £ from the Jobcentre... yet I didnt actually go to claim the benefits).

I eat like a fuckin horse.

Im a fat bastard, and proud of it. You wanna mess with me? I sit on you, you scrawny assholes!

I only like skinny chicks cos fat girls are fat, and the rolls turn me off. Although I am proud of my own rolls.

I rang 'Quizmania' twenty times in a row, and still didnt get through even though I knew the answer for the £1000 question and they had to give out a hint 30 mins after I knew the answer because no-one got it right (the answer was Sushi).

I put bread and old food out on the lawn just so birds will come down and eat it. Then I can shoot them and eat them, because Ive never tried woodpigeon before and the bastards always fly off in the field I shoot at because they see my heffalump like body coming.

I dont like big boobs. I prefer smaller baps, because when your cock is between them, it makes it look bigger.

[altagid]

WOW

LADIES.. this sums up OUR(MEN) whole existence..

Well speak for yourself Knowm! I would never even dream of having sex with someone I didnt really really love. And since the only person I really really love is myself - well this works out very convenient!




PS 'tis true. 95% of hetero men are like Owl and the other 5% are lying. But once every few years I see a woman who is so beautiful it makes me ache inside. A completely different sensation from the regular cooz hound hard on.

[Toffee]

radiohead are so depressing, though they have great songs