The Daily Confessional

[highjinx]

iv done nuthin but smoke dooby's and post shite all fookn day! :thumbsup:

lol same today!:stoned: :thumbsup:

highjinx Reviewed by highjinx on 03-10-2006. The Daily Confessional i created a thread similar to this one a while back and i really enjoyed it. POST YOUR DAILY CONFESSIONS HERE its therapeutic! ill start: my farts have been smelling unusually rank this week. i havent showered in 24 hours. my lips are chapped but i cant stop licking them. i had an ice cream bar for lunch Rating: 5

[Nochowderforyou]

I called in sick to work today when I wasn't really sick. They're making me work all weekend, so I don't feel so bad.

[drinksmokesleep]

I sat about all day an did fuck all apart from smoke dope............and I have a stack of things i should have done........Oooooooops
:dance: But Im really stoned and Mellow about it lol:thumbsup:

[psychocat]

I screwed up an interview for a job cause I was so stoned I forgot what I was talking about during the answer to a simple question.

[friendowl]

one of my coworkers is driving
me crazy with sexual tension
she says things that make my
penis hard like "hello"

[w4terb0ng]

tell her if she does't suck your pecker, you're going to file a sexual harrassment suit on her. lol.

[Nochowderforyou]

I'm sleepy.

[Skink]

one of my coworkers is driving
me crazy with sexual tension
she says things that make my
penis hard like "hello"

Yea Hello will do it....

[stoneman]

I havent smoked except once in the last 7 months due to drugtesting.
i am the most apathetic i have ever been, We had a 200 problem worksheet in geometry, i did none of it, the last two tests ive had in phisiology i didnt even bother to study.

i miss my ex girlfriend horribly, and want her back, even though ive figured out she had been cheating on me. I despise her for the desicions she has made (is now going out with her ex who treats her like shit, is an idoit, asshole, fat, and wigger. and is hiding it from her parents ) but she is the first thing i think of when i wake up, and last thing i think of when i go to bed, but it hurts to even look at her. She still occasionaly asks me to do things with her(of course when her boyfriends at work) but i dont want to become "just a friend" and lose my chance of ever getting her back. i dont know if im wrong in this or not, because sometimes it seems that nomatter how much it would hurt, it would be worth it to see her and hear her voice, and smell her scent once again.

During my lunch hour i go home, by myself, and just sit there. What the fuck?

although it doesnt look like it. I honestly cant remember the last time i felt hungry, and usually the only meal i eat is dinner, and maybe some crackers at lunch or something.

Im constantly bored and lonely, but i often dont bother reply to even my bestfriends IM's or phonecalls, and i dont even know why.

i go to sleep to avoid making desicions and dealing with my life.

I am terrified of people. i hate my self for that.

If i could change anything about myself, it would be that i was social.

I love my work, it gives me a time where im not dwelling on my thoughts.

The way i act around people is a complete farce. For some reason i am always acting like a happy weirdo. But thats better than acting how i really feel and have everyone hate me because they think im some fake, depressed emo kid.

Dashboard confessionals is my guilty pleasure.

I dont share my emotions with anyone, for fear of being ridiculed.

[friendowl]

damn stoneman
life is a bitch
if i could prescribe something to cheer you up
it would be something like this.

1/2 oz of dank per week for life
a new vehicle of your choice
get a girlfriend and a fuckbuddy
go on a long road trip with some good friends.
grow some plants.
that should keep you busy till your ready to suffer.