The Daily Confessional

[chisme]

i created a thread similar to this one a while back and i really enjoyed it.

POST YOUR DAILY CONFESSIONS HERE

its therapeutic!

ill start: my farts have been smelling unusually rank this week. i havent showered in 24 hours. my lips are chapped but i cant stop licking them. i had an ice cream bar for lunch

havent found a job for 1 week now unemployment blows and laugths at the same time lol................this one time i couldnt find a rolling paper so i used traceing paper from the school toilets....desprate




bizzle good girls dont fart!!! only skeivee stoners fart!

- jay silent bob . Trent

[yz250]

i wake up at 6am to eat E and a little trip so i can be by my self and not have to explaine why my eys cant open and my teeth are braking into little peices due to the jaw chatter that can be heard two houses down,listening to drum and base while trying to dance in liquad looking like a goone.

[bedake]

i wake up at 6am to eat E and a little trip so i can be by my self and not have to explaine why my eys cant open and my teeth are braking into little peices due to the jaw chatter that can be heard two houses down,listening to drum and base while trying to dance in liquad looking like a goone.

fabulous haha!!
but i gotta admit ive never heard of anyone poppin a pill by themself at 6 in the morning. I was wondering the other day actually, what is rolling like by yourself? Any time i do it im usually with like several other peoples

[F L E S H]

I went to a club that was having a halloween party with a radio station and $500 prize for craziest costume as "Jason in G-strings", with Barbecue Sauce smeared all over me and a hockey mask. Everyone said I was gonna win, then an employee came up to me and said that I couldn't "show ass". :stoned:

Beachguy in Thongs dressed as Jason in G-String? Oh, the irony...

I fninished school in december but I still don't work.

[orangeman]

I talk to my self pretending it's my gf at nights when I didnt see her that day or when she's sleep when I try to call her. It's fuckin embarassing lol.

[ImStonedNILikeIt]

I'd do angliana jolie with my nine inch dildo!

hehe just kidding....

I like CCR, Stever miller band,and oldies......much more then i do now-a-days music.

[zephyrinne]

I just smoked a bowl, when what I SHOULD be doing is studying for this exam that I have tomorrow. I suck.

[Fabolous]

Well i just called my school disrict try to allow me to go back to the past school i was kick out of.. i started to give the fine facts to the SuperIntendent so i could get a relase to go back... and i guess he didn't like hafe of the facts i was giving him about the school and other personal resons why i wanna go back...

and now there to a point he said befor he hang up on me that he's gonna call the police.... so right now at the moment i am in a bit of confused on why he is gonna do that... i just got a phone call from the police saying that there coming to my house to ask quetions and shit..... so now i gotta clean up my house and not make it smell like pot ..... this shit makes no since i hate school leaders !!

[VoidLivesOn]

I have no life.

And I don't care.

[friendowl]

today i feel like getting drunk and i hate alcohol
i better not drink cuz the s on my chest just grows