This complete stupid bastard ASSHOLE I have the misfortune of going to school with a few years back called TODD COURTNEY who lives in south east england (hehe)

He was at the Reading festival, DRank 3 TINY cidres, and woke up a few hours later in one of the porta-loos COVERERED in shit,an I mean COVERED, and his arm was in the toilet itself, he later claimed to his friends thats "some had leaked into his underwear"....YEEEAAH RIGHT!!!

Its SO funny because he is THE most arrogant cunt I've ever met, and hes never had ANYTHING to be arrogant about in the first place, and then stuff like this happens That should put him in his place, haha!