Never sh!t myself, but came close a few times. One time inparticular, I had eaten at white Castle earlier, and you you know when it's time to go after. I was driving at the time, and had absolutely nowhere to go, so I casually pulled over on the interstate, and droped my pants. It was either that, or filling my shorts with a load. Man, there where so many cars, people blowing there horns. I was like "fuck it", and blew it out properly. Wiped my ass with my underwear, and left them on the side of the road.

That was the closest I ever came to sh!ting myself as an adult, but when I look back back at that moment, I can't help but crack a smile, lol.

Funny frakin thread Mr. Owl . . .