Never sh!t myself, but came close a few times. One time inparticular, I had eaten at white Castle earlier, and you you know when it's time to go after. I was driving at the time, and had absolutely nowhere to go, so I casually pulled over on the interstate, and droped my pants. It was either that, or filling my shorts with a load. Man, there where so many cars, people blowing there horns. I was like "fuck it", and blew it out properly. Wiped my ass with my underwear, and left them on the side of the road.

That was the closest I ever came to sh!ting myself as an adult, but when I look back back at that moment, I can't help but crack a smile, lol.

Funny frakin thread Mr. Owl . . .
JunkYard Reviewed by JunkYard on . shit in your pants in public has this ever happened to you. better,when was the last time you pissed or shit yourself and you were away from home.i havnt had any accidents in a while but i remember one time when i was a kid i was at dennys. i had to go but some man was taking forever.i jumped up on the sink and pulled my pants down and shit in the sink.right when i was gonna finish some guys walk in andd see me up on the sink shitting.fucking embarassing. i ran back to the block and my friends mom thought i got Rating: 5