shit in your pants in public

[mrdevious]

Damn...all of this talk about shit is giving me a M-A-S-S-I-V-E HARDON! Holy shit!
Anyways to be honest with you guys, I never shit in my pants, but I do have a sexual fetish with urine and shit so to speak, and if you can stick with me in my writing and read the whole fucking thing, you will end up laughing your ass off, or puking it off..depends on who you are! Read on!
It was a balmy summer afternoon, and I was at the Jersey Shore parking my car at the same time as the hot babe in the Jeep wrangler was parking her jeep. We ended up parking together (parallel) and she was the hottest fucking thang I ever saw in my life! Long beautiful blonde hair, soft bubbly firm looking butt, nice tits, and god knows what else...anyways, I glanced over at her inside my car as she packed up to go to the beach. She totally ignored my massively pimple face, long disheavled hair, and my stinky presence (I hadnt taken a shower in a week and a half). My bathing shorts were drenched in cum due to masturbation, and you could smeel a mixture of shit, cum, and piss a mile away from where I am
anyways she allready headed off to the beach and I was still in my car...next thing you know...I feel an extreme sudden urge to take a MASSIVE shit and piss, and felt very sexually aroused as well, as my cock throbbed with greatness! So I got out of my car, went over to her jeep wrangler (which was open without the cover) jumped into her seat, took down my cum drenched shorts, exposing my tiny cock, then
PFFFFFTTTTT PFFFFFTTTTTT Pow pow pow baam baam baam WHAAAAAMMM BAAAAAMMMM KA KA KA KA KA KA KA TA TA TA TA TA PA PA PA PA PA PO PO PO PO PU PU PU PU, massive streams of shit escaped my hole and ended up all over her seat, as my cock sprayed piss all over her dashboard. There was even a dirty tampon on the floor of the jeep! I ended up rubbing the tampon all over my small micro cock, and finished taking my shit and piss inside of her jeep feeling like a new man!
Oh yeah baby!
New man!

You're an idiot.