shit in your pants in public

[eddievanzant]

That gave me the shivers and gag at the same time.

[Toking with Jesus]

Damn...all of this talk about shit is giving me a M-A-S-S-I-V-E HARDON! Holy shit!
Anyways to be honest with you guys, I never shit in my pants, but I do have a sexual fetish with urine and shit so to speak, and if you can stick with me in my writing and read the whole fucking thing, you will end up laughing your ass off, or puking it off..depends on who you are! Read on!
It was a balmy summer afternoon, and I was at the Jersey Shore parking my car at the same time as the hot babe in the Jeep wrangler was parking her jeep. We ended up parking together (parallel) and she was the hottest fucking thang I ever saw in my life! Long beautiful blonde hair, soft bubbly firm looking butt, nice tits, and god knows what else...anyways, I glanced over at her inside my car as she packed up to go to the beach. She totally ignored my massively pimple face, long disheavled hair, and my stinky presence (I hadnt taken a shower in a week and a half). My bathing shorts were drenched in cum due to masturbation, and you could smeel a mixture of shit, cum, and piss a mile away from where I am
anyways she allready headed off to the beach and I was still in my car...next thing you know...I feel an extreme sudden urge to take a MASSIVE shit and piss, and felt very sexually aroused as well, as my cock throbbed with greatness! So I got out of my car, went over to her jeep wrangler (which was open without the cover) jumped into her seat, took down my cum drenched shorts, exposing my tiny cock, then
PFFFFFTTTTT PFFFFFTTTTTT Pow pow pow baam baam baam WHAAAAAMMM BAAAAAMMMM KA KA KA KA KA KA KA TA TA TA TA TA PA PA PA PA PA PO PO PO PO PU PU PU PU, massive streams of shit escaped my hole and ended up all over her seat, as my cock sprayed piss all over her dashboard. There was even a dirty tampon on the floor of the jeep! I ended up rubbing the tampon all over my small micro cock, and finished taking my shit and piss inside of her jeep feeling like a new man!
Oh yeah baby!
New man!

[mrdevious]

Damn...all of this talk about shit is giving me a M-A-S-S-I-V-E HARDON! Holy shit!
Anyways to be honest with you guys, I never shit in my pants, but I do have a sexual fetish with urine and shit so to speak, and if you can stick with me in my writing and read the whole fucking thing, you will end up laughing your ass off, or puking it off..depends on who you are! Read on!
It was a balmy summer afternoon, and I was at the Jersey Shore parking my car at the same time as the hot babe in the Jeep wrangler was parking her jeep. We ended up parking together (parallel) and she was the hottest fucking thang I ever saw in my life! Long beautiful blonde hair, soft bubbly firm looking butt, nice tits, and god knows what else...anyways, I glanced over at her inside my car as she packed up to go to the beach. She totally ignored my massively pimple face, long disheavled hair, and my stinky presence (I hadnt taken a shower in a week and a half). My bathing shorts were drenched in cum due to masturbation, and you could smeel a mixture of shit, cum, and piss a mile away from where I am
anyways she allready headed off to the beach and I was still in my car...next thing you know...I feel an extreme sudden urge to take a MASSIVE shit and piss, and felt very sexually aroused as well, as my cock throbbed with greatness! So I got out of my car, went over to her jeep wrangler (which was open without the cover) jumped into her seat, took down my cum drenched shorts, exposing my tiny cock, then
PFFFFFTTTTT PFFFFFTTTTTT Pow pow pow baam baam baam WHAAAAAMMM BAAAAAMMMM KA KA KA KA KA KA KA TA TA TA TA TA PA PA PA PA PA PO PO PO PO PU PU PU PU, massive streams of shit escaped my hole and ended up all over her seat, as my cock sprayed piss all over her dashboard. There was even a dirty tampon on the floor of the jeep! I ended up rubbing the tampon all over my small micro cock, and finished taking my shit and piss inside of her jeep feeling like a new man!
Oh yeah baby!
New man!

You're an idiot.

[Cheery Cherry]

Gross. I have never shit my pants. When I was little, I remember shitting out in the woods. I think I've pissed myself before...I was about 12.

[Hektik]

A friend of mine i know got drunk shit his pants on purpose and laid next to his girlfriend in bed. and she woke up was like WTF is that smell. U SMELL LIKE SHIT WHAT THE HELL MAN. it was funny shit. i wasn't there but he called me up and i heard everything lol. heard her leave too for the night

[altagid]

just bored of the normal threads.
cmon dont be shy.

normal threads? where do they put those? must be a special section I have overlooked -

I dont think I will eat at Dennys anymore thankyouverymuch

Shitting your pants - something to look forward to as you get older.

[altagid]

Damn...all of this talk about shit is giving me a M-A-S-S-I-V-E So I got out of my car, went over to her jeep wrangler (which was open without the cover) jumped into her seat, took down my cum drenched shorts, exposing my tiny cock, then
PFFFFFTTTTT PFFFFFTTTTTT Pow pow pow baam baam baam WHAAAAAMMM BAAAAAMMMM KA KA KA KA KA KA KA TA TA TA TA TA PA PA PA PA PA PO PO PO PO PU PU PU PU, massive streams of shit escaped my hole and ended up all over her seat, as my cock sprayed piss all over her dashboard. There was even a dirty tampon on the floor of the jeep! I ended up rubbing the tampon all over my small micro cock, and finished taking my shit and piss inside of her jeep feeling like a new man!
Oh yeah baby!
New man!

Interesting - so did you two hookup or was this just like umm ... two shits passing in the night?

It was interesting really! I have never seen into that side of sex before - its not for me but I can sorta see it now.

[Caruso329]

Wow Toking with Jesus... Wow. Whatever floats your boat.

Anyways, on to my shit stories. Once, in first grade I remember having to go very bad but I thought I could hold it cause I hated shitting in the school's bathrooms. Just a phobia. Well, it was only the beginning of the day. Needless to say, I couldn't hold myself too well and I ended up dropping a huge log in my pants in the middle of my class.
No one smelled it for awhile, and we went down to the playground across the street to play later for recess. I refused to play with anyone because I knew they'd smell it, or worse it would smear when I went down the slide. So, I stood behind a big tree crying and telling everyone to leave me alone. No one knew what was going on.
Later, when we got back to class, the teacher took me aside and I told her. She called my mom who came and picked me up from school, and I remember my first grade teacher and my mom talking, and my teacher said "I thought I was smelling something at some point." And I thought, 'You bitch, I'm still standing right here.'

The second time, and way too recent time, I was a senior in high school. Me and my girlfriend were in Blockbuster and I had to shit really bad, but I wasn't really having any troubles holding it. But then, I had to fart. Oh I can squeeze this one out, no problems. Not. So. Much. I ended up sharting my pants, and me and my gf were suppose to go hang out over at a friend of ours and watch movies. I sidled up to her as she was looking at movies, and very non-chalantly said "Damn. I just shat my pants." She gives me this look and starts laughing and making fun of me. I told her it's not funny and we had to go home so I could change boxers before we went over there. She made fun of me for the rest of the night... and several months after as well. Oh well, it was pretty funny.

[friendowl]

tokingwithjesus are you for real.
you might have to register as a sex offender.
if its true thats some crazy shit.
interesting i just cant see the positives
when it comes to shit piss and bloody tampons
i hope you never have kids.the apples dont fall far from the tree

[w4terb0ng]

lmao.