another shit moment
as a kid i went with the
county on a field trip.
to seaside lagoon.
saltwater swimming pool next to the beach.
i was in the middle swimming and i felt a terrible
pressure in my gut.i was alone and thought
fuck it ill shit it out and swim away.
i figured since it was a big titanic looking thing that it would sink.
fuck no that shit was like a life preserver.
when some one seen the brown shark
they took everone out of the water.
looked like the jaws movies cuz everyone was in a rush to get out.
"please get out of the water get out of the lagoon"over the loudspeaker
my shit did all this.no one knew and on the way home everyone was making jokes but they didnt know i did that.