this guy i know was driving from nyc to jersey and he was stuck in traffic on the george washington bridge and he got the ol' warm stomach hershey squirt feeling, lol. once you're stuck on the bridge, there's no getting anywhere. so the sick bastard had an empty pizza box in his car...he opened it up, dumped in it, shut the box and put it in the back seat. the best part was that the people in traffic next to him watched him do the whole thing!!!!