my mate jumped out my other mates front doro and tried to do a big fart and shit himself by accident and had to walk home like it.

if i shat myself just outside a friends house i would at keast try to clean up a little through pure embarrasment.


another friend didnt get to the toilet in time and had to stand in the middle of burger king shitting himself.

everyone knew because u could hear him fart and goin 'eeuugh'' pushing u know urgh i dont know that guy anymore because he said he stood in the public toilets washing his trousers in the sink.........imagine walking n a public toilet and sum guy is standing there half naked scrubbing his shitty trousers in the sink......thats why i dont know him no more