Well the last time i shit myself it was when i was a litttle kid. Maybe 6 or 7. I was in the basement watching tv. I sharted i guess u would call it and at that point i was like o wat the hell might as well just shit. So i shit and my dad had these gay pillows with ppl golfing on them. I wiped my ass on it lol. Later that week my parents got into a fight and my dad slept downstairs on the pillow! Thats one of the few things i remember as a kid and u can probably see why