One time when i was 9, I had to take a shit except we were in the car. I told my mom, who was driving, but she said we were gonna be home in 2 mins. Well the diarrea couldnt wait 2 mins. I pulled down my pants and shat into an old McDonalds bag in the back seat. Needless to say my aim wasnt great and we had to get new floor mats.