shit in your pants in public

[dopesmoker]

earlier today i took a shit(in the toilet) and i kept wiping my ass and wiping and wiping and wiping and it was like endless amount of toilet paper required to get it all. it was like it kept reproducing

[Toking with Jesus]

toking with jesus-cmon homie enough is enough
the shit shock factor has worn thin.
it was cool at first but know your killing it.
you dont have to lie to kick it

Allright Allright man! Im SORRY! Im so fucking high right now, its scary hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
Will you still be my friend?

[Nikita123]

Any of you guys ever take a shit in a beautiful girl's mouth and have her swallow? It is so fucking awesome man...I could swear that after taking a dump inside the prostitutes' syphilis, herpes invaded mouth, and she gulps down my bacteria laden shit (or Bin Laden shit) I always shoot a massive load in tems of excitation and fixation in front of the pee-pee hole, which out bursts a mixture of cum, blood, and piss. Fucking incredible cocktail La fiesta grande so to speak!
Im thinking about playing with my own shit right now as well...ever look at your shit after you take a shit and just whack off at the sie of your shit floating around in the toilet? Well this time, I think im going to take my hands inside of the toilet, grab out the shit, and smear it all over my dick, then perform auto-fellatio (self-sucking) on myself...
will let you guys know how it goes...and if u want..I can upload a picture of me eating my own shit in a few hours...wish me luck!

That would be wonderful! Damn Dude, you've got some issues......at least you don't have any hang-ups:rasta:

[GHoSToKeR]

Luckily i've never shit myself either.. Well yeah, I have but not since I was fucking 2 or something.. But since we're all sharing shit stories then why not..

About a year ago I got invited out to a couple clubs with this chick and her friends, so of course I said fuck yeah.. Anyways this one chick, J, drank way more than anyone else and during the night we went outside to smoke a joint, since she didn't usually smoke she was way fucked up.. When we left the last club we were at we were walking back to one of our houses when J stumbled over to the side of the road saying she had to take a piss.. She was pretty hot, dressed really nice, and she was crouching on the side of the road pulling her skirt down to take a fucking piss! Jeez it was bad, but what was worse was that she was way too drunk to pull her skirt down properly and ended up just pissing all over it.. She didn't notice though 'cause she just pulled it back up and went to walk away.. None of us ever looked at her the same way again LOL

Kinda not what you expect to see when you're out with a group of hot girls haha

[pogmoasal1]

they had a service at the school i went to to pick up and ddo your old laundry for you. we were going to take a pair of underware and just have some one sht in them then send them threw the cleaners.
nver happend tho. i mean who really wants to shit themselfs

[eddievanzant]

Luckily i've never shit myself either.. Well yeah, I have but not since I was fucking 2 or something.. But since we're all sharing shit stories then why not..

About a year ago I got invited out to a couple clubs with this chick and her friends, so of course I said fuck yeah.. Anyways this one chick, J, drank way more than anyone else and during the night we went outside to smoke a joint, since she didn't usually smoke she was way fucked up.. When we left the last club we were at we were walking back to one of our houses when J stumbled over to the side of the road saying she had to take a piss.. She was pretty hot, dressed really nice, and she was crouching on the side of the road pulling her skirt down to take a fucking piss! Jeez it was bad, but what was worse was that she was way too drunk to pull her skirt down properly and ended up just pissing all over it.. She didn't notice though 'cause she just pulled it back up and went to walk away.. None of us ever looked at her the same way again LOL

Kinda not what you expect to see when you're out with a group of hot girls haha

It's always the hot girls because you already expect it from the bathless ones.

[friendowl]

i had the same shit happen with one of my homegirls
she peed on her underwear than took em off and threw em
and when they hit the wall they were so wet they stuck to the wall.
she was fine but after that no deals

[Clipse]

Not my story but I thought it fit the situation of the thread. This is from an IRC chat.

Phoenix> Dude, wanna hear a fucked up story?
Phoenix> So, Im at the usual weekend frat parties and i've been talking to this girl for the majority of the night.
Phoenix> Anyway I ended up going back with her to her dorm. About another 8shots later, we end up fooling around on her bed.
Phoenix> So about 10min's into her giving me head, I had to drop the fattest shit in my life.
Phoenix> All my meals were followed by 3tsp of metamucil so I could get lots of fiber in me to combat the carbs a litte. Anyway im holdin my #2 in and finally it goes away. We both end up passing out on her bed, she's butt naked and im in my boxers.
Phoenix> I wake up to piss and I find myself covered in shit. It was all over the bed,sheets,etc.... Im freakin out so I did the most horrible thing in the world.
Phoenix> She's sleeping with her back towards me, so I take my boxers off, scoop up some shit and gently smear it on the inside of her butt, her lower back, and a little on the back of her hammies.
Phoenix> I get dressed and leave... This poor girl is gonna think she did it. I didnt know what else to do though. I have no clue what im gonna do when I end up running into her.

[friendowl]

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[eddievanzant]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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