shit in your pants in public

[Skink]

but mods don't shit...

lol... Mods shit,it's just that their shit don't stink...

[pogmoasal1]

like when i was 12 or 13 i guess
i was sitting on my skateboard in my drive way doin homework befor i forgot about it. well i farted and dident even know it came out. i stood up cause of the smell and was just like... awww shit (im sorry about that but it had to be done)
whent inside and got all clean and not smelly and whent back outside where there was 2 really good looking girls
who i the played basketball with and hung out with them for the rest of that day

[eddievanzant]

I think shitting your pants makes you an interesting person. I need to shit myself.

[friendowl]

the best thing to do is eat at the all you can eat buffet
then drink a bottle of super laxative and drive home in traffic
just welcome the shit into your drawers

[pogmoasal1]

^^ that might leave a nice pudle in your car

[eddievanzant]

I think shitting over a bridge would be exhilarating.

[Toking with Jesus]

Any of you guys ever take a shit in a beautiful girl's mouth and have her swallow? It is so fucking awesome man...I could swear that after taking a dump inside the prostitutes' syphilis, herpes invaded mouth, and she gulps down my bacteria laden shit (or Bin Laden shit) I always shoot a massive load in tems of excitation and fixation in front of the pee-pee hole, which out bursts a mixture of cum, blood, and piss. Fucking incredible cocktail La fiesta grande so to speak!
Im thinking about playing with my own shit right now as well...ever look at your shit after you take a shit and just whack off at the sie of your shit floating around in the toilet? Well this time, I think im going to take my hands inside of the toilet, grab out the shit, and smear it all over my dick, then perform auto-fellatio (self-sucking) on myself...
will let you guys know how it goes...and if u want..I can upload a picture of me eating my own shit in a few hours...wish me luck!

[eddievanzant]

I really don't believe you, but I also don't want you to prove that you are telling the truth.

[friendowl]

toking with jesus-cmon homie enough is enough
the shit shock factor has worn thin.
it was cool at first but know your killing it.
you dont have to lie to kick it

[halo]

also one time i was at my friends house and we were talking. He was telling us how next time one of us was bored he should go change into old underwear, go into the bathroom, and shit himslef. I dont know if he ever did it though.