shit in your pants in public

[chisme]

I've got a cousin who is 9 years old and that little bastard shits his pants like twice a day. He shits in his pants exclusivley never in the toilet. He smells like shit always. And when he walks around shit falls out of the leg of his pants because he insists on wearing boxers. I hate that kid.

thats fucking disgusting id slap hi mif he came near me even if he was my cousin.

my mother used to be a child minder and this one little cunt came into MY house whent into the toilet yeah then shat his pants while standing infront of toilet and used it to paint the walls with.

yes i did give him a slap

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

one time in year 7, i was in a like, pitch area to play football and stuff, i was standing there, and i tried to fart so bad cuz i wanted to at the time.... that i shit myself a lil bit... LOL

[Swizzy89304]

This is the best thread ever.
I think the mods should share their experiences aswell.

[snikitysnak]

this guy i know was driving from nyc to jersey and he was stuck in traffic on the george washington bridge and he got the ol' warm stomach hershey squirt feeling, lol. once you're stuck on the bridge, there's no getting anywhere. so the sick bastard had an empty pizza box in his car...he opened it up, dumped in it, shut the box and put it in the back seat. the best part was that the people in traffic next to him watched him do the whole thing!!!!

[higher4hockey]

last time i pissed myself.....four budweiser forties were responsible

[JustSayNo]

I used to be a postman,

I was delivering mail in a large estate and had been holding my piss in for a while by now,

I thought I could hold it in till I got to the block on up the road with a lot of hedges and trees that I could release behind,

it turns out I couldn't and it wouldn't have been professional to whip it out on the street in full view so I had to walk along slowly with it dribbling down my legs, I was holding it making sure it didn't gush out or someone would have noticed,

I was wearing my navy uniform so you couldn't see the wet patch but I did end up with a rash and I was not so friendly that day to the public cause I didn't want to stop and talk as they may have smelt the stale urine.

[friendowl]

another shit moment
as a kid i went with the
county on a field trip.
to seaside lagoon.
saltwater swimming pool next to the beach.
i was in the middle swimming and i felt a terrible
pressure in my gut.i was alone and thought
fuck it ill shit it out and swim away.
i figured since it was a big titanic looking thing that it would sink.
fuck no that shit was like a life preserver.
when some one seen the brown shark
they took everone out of the water.
looked like the jaws movies cuz everyone was in a rush to get out.
"please get out of the water get out of the lagoon"over the loudspeaker
my shit did all this.no one knew and on the way home everyone was making jokes but they didnt know i did that.

[officerleeroy]

one time in year 7, i was in a like, pitch area to play football and stuff, i was standing there, and i tried to fart so bad cuz i wanted to at the time.... that i shit myself a lil bit... LOL

hahaha you sharted! this thread is the best!

[friendowl]

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[w4terb0ng]

my brother was at work once...in a church of all places. he couldn't find the bathroom fast enough, so he made due with the church's utility closet. THEN, the pastor of the church happened to be coming through to check in on the construction and found him in the closet.


talk about embarrassment.