shit in your pants in public

[Looker]

Did you throw your underwear out???

[bedake]

honestly, the last time i shit my pants i think was freshman year of highschool... IT WAS BECAUSE OF A SEVERE FEVER haha seriously though, i was really really sick, it was at my house though, i was playing a game on the computer and im like oh shit i need to run to the bath room now!! didnt make it needless to say, the next minute i was in the shower

[eddievanzant]

Haha this is almoast as disgusting as "Disgusting Thread."

[mrdevious]

Excluding a few close calls, I've never shit myself. Is it normal?

That means Jesus loves you more, you should feel very special about that....




seriously, it's in the bible.

[AndrewLIKESbud]

What a great thread! This one won't get deleted, IT'S FOR THE KIDS!!!

[mrdevious]

Well I might as well add my stories.

- In grade 1 we were watching Merry Poppins (or Sherry Bobbins if you preferre), and the teacher said we couldn't go to the bathroom once it starts. so I held, and held, and HELD, and finally at the end of the movie, and school day, I wet my pants and had to walk home with a soaked croch and kids laughing at me. ah the good 'ol days.

- in grade 5.... well I can't really explain this one, I have no idea why it happened. it was 20 minutes before the end of the school day and I just stood up for a second, and this gigantic solid log suddenly shoots into my pants . So while the teacher was talking I just stood there listening till the end of the day, feeling this weight in my pants, then the bell rang and I ran into the bathroom to clean up.

(and this ones actually pretty funny if you read to the end)

- when I was 10 me and my best friend, who always hung out together, both must have caught the same virus or bacteria or whatever it was, because we both got what we referred to as "molases". For a whole 2 weeks every so often some of this thick liquidy crap (sorry about the image ) would just suddenly seep out for no reason. the first time it happened to him, and he said "ah, it's like molases or something!". I hadn't actually heard of molases for some reason, and so I thought that was the name of thick liquid crap that comes out of your ass. Since my friend knew I was mistaken, he decided to play me and tell me that was the actual name. so one day we're in the kitchen with my mom and she's baking, and he asks her "oh, are you using molases in that?" and I was just thinking what the holy fuck is he talking about!?!?! then he starts asking questions like "how much molases do you put in?" "where do you keep it?" and my mom says "usually in jars" and I just fell to the floor laughing. she looked at me like I was crazy lol.

[officerleeroy]

This thread reminds me of the ryan's steakhouse story...

http://www.ihos.com/steakhouse.html

Enjoy

[Das Boot]

I've got a cousin who is 9 years old and that little bastard shits his pants like twice a day. He shits in his pants exclusivley never in the toilet. He smells like shit always. And when he walks around shit falls out of the leg of his pants because he insists on wearing boxers. I hate that kid.

[Skink]

When I was in the 4th grade,we were solving arithmetic on the black board... A girl named Sharon was fidgeting and raising her hand... The teacher picked her and told her to solve an equation... She went up and stood behind the piano... The teacher yelled at here and on the floor from under the piano there was a yellow river, turns out she was raising her hand to go to the bathroom...

[eddievanzant]

Hahaha this is so fucking crazy.