shit in your pants in public

[friendowl]

those time sensitive shits can really sneak up on you.
like your pulling your pants down at the same time the shit comes flying out.
one second too late and your gonna get muddy.

[Escher]

i am very skilled in the art of holding it

[dopesmoker]

hahahahaha

[friendowl]

escher you can run but you cant hide.
one day your gonna have an accident
and when you do let me hear about it

[Escher]

I will

[dopesmoker]

i've shit myself when i was in kindergarten or so....i had to walk from the bus stop to my house and i just couldnt make it....blam! all the way down to my ankles.
I had a close call when i was in grade 3 or so....realized i wouldnt make it to my house so in the middle of winter with 2 feet of snow on the ground i took a shit in my back yard....lemme tell ya that creates a lot of steam

[Skink]

I was on a cub scout jamboree and there was foul disgusting outhouse... I nearly puked when I opened the door to one of the outhouse's so I held it in... I tried to wander into the woods,but the scoutmaster stopped me... In the middle of the night I farted a big nasty wet one"fried donuts for dinner,BIG mistake"... I then went to the outhouse took off my underwear and threw it in the dumper... My pants were stained and wreaking,but i had to keep them on as I had no other... I had to ride home that day "80 miles" with like 6 kids in one car... No one said anything,but I knew I wreaked something awful... I will never forget this life experience,boy was I fuckin

[eddievanzant]

Excluding a few close calls, I've never shit myself. Is it normal?

[Skink]

Excluding a few close calls, I've never shit myself. Is it normal?

It would be normal if you were a alcoholic...

[AndrewLIKESbud]

One time when i was 9, I had to take a shit except we were in the car. I told my mom, who was driving, but she said we were gonna be home in 2 mins. Well the diarrea couldnt wait 2 mins. I pulled down my pants and shat into an old McDonalds bag in the back seat. Needless to say my aim wasnt great and we had to get new floor mats.