Nah, I can go one better.

We had a police officer visiting us in school about the dangers of drugs blah blah blah..............

If his story was true, it was fucking hilarious. This school kid got arrested for dealing. But what he was dealing was dried dog..........................................uh... ........................................excrement he found in a field.

But it gets better.

People who bought it actually came back for more!
Synthesizer Man Reviewed by Synthesizer Man on . black hair? alright so this guy that offered me weed, said he got some new stuff. he said its got black hairs and its high quality. he told me 20 nugs for like 10 bucks. so im like wtf. ive never heard of black hairs before, any comments/suggestions? Rating: 5