step 1: get really, really high. seiously fucking baked.

step 2: break your one and only glass bong.

step 3: find a loaf of bread.

step 4: squish the bread slices until they are flat, and press them together till they stay that way-use a few drops of water along the seams to help make it airtight-and make it into a chamber with 2 holes, one for the bowl and one for your mouth.

step 5: wait till it hardens, or maybe put it in the oven for a few minutes, I dunno if that would work or not.

step 6: use some tinfoil for a bowl, and name the pipe. ours was "mildred von wonderbread".

no, I shit you not, it actually worked...for a while, anyways