It seems to me that your parents are taking advantage of you because they can, and, pretty soon, they won't be able to. I bet that's an underlying reason, even if they don't realize it.

Parents that admit that they have smoked are cool. Parents that still smoke are smart. Parents that abuse alcohol (even moderately) are going down the track that they were raised to think was right. We've learned that they're wrong. Thank God for the person, or agency, that brought out the information suppressed by our former government.

If you're gonna go golfing, make sure you bring your weed, it's a long walk.

Or a nice ride.