Just a few questions from a new grower...

[wutangbanger]

Swizzy, that is a great disclaimer. Thanks for the help with the bug problem, but they have disappeared without the use of neem. I have no idea what i did, but I am glad I did. I am having a new problem, now. One of my plants looks horrible. It is still producing flowers and pistils like crazy, but the fan leaves are dying like crazy. It looked kinda like nute burn, but it cant be because I have fed her nutes once, and I flushed when it started, but it is still getting worse. I am figuring it to be a nute lockout now, but I have no way to check or fix the problem. I cannot afford a tester, and have no way to get lime. I was hoping someone out there knew of some sort of home remedy to fix highly acidic soil. Please, let me know ASAP if there is some kinda common, cheap way to fix nute lockout. It really makes no sense, as my other plant has been fed on the same schedule as the other. Fuck, I love growing, but it sucks the first time, so much to learn in such a short time.

[wutangbanger]

BUMP, plus what is the best method of making finger/scissor hash?

[rodekyll]

Just get a girlfriend from the area who you implicitly trust, have her water while you're gone.

The words "girlfriend" and " implicitly trust" don't belong in the same sentence. TRUST NO ONE!!!! :twocents:

[rodekyll]

WOW. On the one plant they all look the same, kinda like an elongated pod. ...

Sounds like a male.

[rodekyll]

I don't know what those tiny black flies are either, but they came to me from a buddy's grow room and now they're all over. I tossed in ladybugs, flypaper, spiders -- everything but a cat on fire -- and I can't get totally rid of them. Even sterilizing the room between crops didn't completely eradicate them. The good news is that they make the spiders and ladybugs happy, and they don't really seem to bother the plants until they get stuck in the resins and go "pop" when I smoke them. I'll try the pepper mix, maybe. Anyone know what that does to the taste of the smoke?

[chisme]

Just get a girlfriend from the area who you implicitly trust, have her water while you're gone.

VERY BAD ADVICE

never-ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever let a woman know. ok never ever ever ever ever