Quote Originally Posted by Toking with Jesus
Thank you all fellow Ganja tokers for your fellow kind, colorful, and luscious words of exalted perversion and beautification! It is VERY important for me to know the condition of all your penises because I MUST record this for my science project. The project is named:
"The penises and non-penises of Marijuana tokers in the 21st century generation: Dawn of the new century"
and it talks about the topic penises and the relationships pertaining to it, including the penises' closest neighbor, an asshole, and the penises' best friend, a pussy. Anyways,
I just got done doing the penis dance in front of my girlfriend. I strapped a little black hat to the head of my penis (of course I drilled a hole on the top of the hat, so the one-eyed penis can see!), taped a handmade black cane to the left shaft of my cock, and danced it around like Elvis Presley stoned on Marijuana...she loooved it and watched it as she ate popcorn, and began playing kindly with my penis, using her corn filled stinky feet of lust. Very wonderful experience! Anybody ever get their feet played by a prostitute....I mean... girlfriend..right...that? Anyways, please continue your responses, because I am going to smoke some more Haze, and when I get back I will post a new topic called: Are you anally repulsive or anally expulsive?
It will be very important for me to know the conditions of your assholes...okay back to toking...keep the replies rolling!!!
hahaha..

"i never thought id say this to anyone... but you smoke ENTIRELY too much reefer!"

funny as hell though
justinsane Reviewed by justinsane on . What is the condition your penis right now? Can you guys (and trannys) tell me what the state of your penis is in now? Is it flaccid, hard, soft, hidden behind the bushy hairs, withdrawn, shy, outgoing, sociable, introverted or what man???? My penis is very, very flaccid right now...I kind of got a semi..you know, the point where your penis starts dancing a little bit, but it cannot get up completly by itself...only to the point that the penis "throbs" so to speak...but not to the point where the penis begins jumping up by itself..no no Rating: 5