View Poll Results: What does your penis look now???
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My penis is very soft!
16 23.88% -
My penis is very hard!
3 4.48% -
My penis is withdrawn!
4 5.97% -
My penis is elevated towards the great heavens of the gateway dimensions?
3 4.48% -
My penis is facing down toward's satan's fiery hell, and looks very depressed so to speal
2 2.99% -
My penis is extended like a serpent, but intended like a rapist..
1 1.49% -
My penis is heavily relying on the social stigma of the 19 century contemporary society!
2 2.99% -
My penis is ripe with the fruits of knowledge, but lacks intuition, class and sophiscation
6 8.96% -
I dont have a Penis!
3 4.48% -
Dude...are you fucking stoned or what man?
27 40.30%
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02-28-2006, 02:44 AM #11Member
What is the condition your penis right now?
dude, are you fuckin stoned or what man?
ohh yeah im a pretty softy rightt now. good poll
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02-28-2006, 03:05 AM #12Senior Member
What is the condition your penis right now?
what an odd fellow
but a good thing
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02-28-2006, 05:14 AM #13Senior Member
What is the condition your penis right now?
mine is currently in your mom...you know it was only a matter of time before the obligatory mom joke...i'm the jackass who took the opportunity. good poll.
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02-28-2006, 05:54 AM #14Senior Member
What is the condition your penis right now?
Currently docile, had some nice head earlier today...mm that was nice
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03-01-2006, 12:45 AM #15OPSenior Member
What is the condition your penis right now?
Thank you all fellow Ganja tokers for your fellow kind, colorful, and luscious words of exalted perversion and beautification! It is VERY important for me to know the condition of all your penises because I MUST record this for my science project. The project is named:
"The penises and non-penises of Marijuana tokers in the 21st century generation: Dawn of the new century"
and it talks about the topic penises and the relationships pertaining to it, including the penises' closest neighbor, an asshole, and the penises' best friend, a pussy. Anyways,
I just got done doing the penis dance in front of my girlfriend. I strapped a little black hat to the head of my penis (of course I drilled a hole on the top of the hat, so the one-eyed penis can see!), taped a handmade black cane to the left shaft of my cock, and danced it around like Elvis Presley stoned on Marijuana...she loooved it and watched it as she ate popcorn, and began playing kindly with my penis, using her corn filled stinky feet of lust. Very wonderful experience! Anybody ever get their feet played by a prostitute....I mean... girlfriend..right...that? Anyways, please continue your responses, because I am going to smoke some more Haze, and when I get back I will post a new topic called: Are you anally repulsive or anally expulsive?
It will be very important for me to know the conditions of your assholes...okay back to toking...keep the replies rolling!!!
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03-01-2006, 12:46 AM #16Senior Member
What is the condition your penis right now?
Originally Posted by Toking with Jesus
You're funny
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03-01-2006, 12:58 AM #17Senior Member
What is the condition your penis right now?
funny homie
my asshole says "exit only"
"one way"Love is patient and kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. Love is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, and it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. Love always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres
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03-01-2006, 03:59 PM #18Junior Member
What is the condition your penis right now?
Originally Posted by Toking with Jesus
gimme a little time, i'm off today, after I brush I'm headin for the 11: am buzz
few shots of vodka and a beer or two, maybe I'll check back with a change.
I love my penis ...:dance: free pics upon request:dance:thats... angRee pirate
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03-01-2006, 04:33 PM #19Senior Member
What is the condition your penis right now?
Long hard and full of seaman like a submarine!
No Muff to tough.
We Dive at 5
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03-01-2006, 06:53 PM #20Senior Member
What is the condition your penis right now?
My penis is tired right now. I think I'm impotent. I haven't got it up in like 3 days. I'm serious too.
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