Are cows vicious? (shroom related(

[tokinggreg]

Cows... vicious? Last week I was in a cow field just minding my own business. I guess I was standing too close to one of them or something, but before I knew it, BAM, roundhouse kick to the face by that motherfucker.

tokinggreg Reviewed by tokinggreg on 02-27-2006. Are cows vicious? (shroom related( I'm going shrooming next weekend and this time just with one other friend. I would go solo but i need someone to hold the barb wire fence down. We're gonna go and smoke a blunt on the walk to the field. But heres the question. Are the cows gonna fuck our shit up if we get to close to them?? Last night they were mooing like fuck and we were more than 500 feet from em'. Will they attack? I'll have a mag-lite and wouldn't mind bopping one if i had too. but i doubt taht would do shit. Rating: 5

[Strikerrr]

hah a like chuck norris?

[Savako]

The saying goes as such "Leave them alone and they will leave you alone" you barging over the fence or w/e chekcing their shit out (remember this is an animal) and getting up close to them purposesly (they do sneak up towards you but never to a position to just go over half a mile to kick you) and if they do that to you just gradually turn and walk the other way and if they persist just be nice and show no fear or distrust same as you would a dog if your that paranoid.. I never had to run in fields or search in them only once for subbs and that was a horse ranch.