Did Jesus smoke weed? Thank God for the Faithless

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One of my favorite gory Bible scenes is 2 Kings 2:23-24, where Elisha calls upon God to kill 42 children who mock him for being bald.

Awesome. The Bible is for no pussies, you have to be ready for some sick shit... like... HOSTEL!OoOoOoOo...