Disgusting Thread

[eddievanzant]

If we're taalking of work experience, I've two slightly disgusting stories. While working at a small cinema owned by a Jewish person who took over the business after his father (coincidental stereotype), some shithead thought it'd be funny to flood the entire bathroom by pluggin the stand-ups with paper towels and I had to clean it up. Every day that year, when I saw him in the hallways, I'd push him into the lockers.
Another time, some total bitch who almost single-handedly reveals the falseness of society that punk rock idealists are always talking about, who was once the pplayground lady from elementary school walks in. When she recognized me she says, "Hmm.. I guess they let anyone work here." I couldn't do anything right then, but later, before I went in to the cinema to clean it up after all the assholes of the world make a mess, I see her coming out last. I noticed she went into the bathroom. Instead of cleaning up, I waited behind the men's bathroom wall thing (it used to be an actual theater for plays with a bunch of walls n' shit) for her to come out. When she walked by I grabbed her, gave her a swirlie in a used (but not flushed) toilet then kicked her in the head so hard she was knocked out. I went down stairs and acted like nothing happened. They couldn't press charges because she didn't see me but I got fired.

eddievanzant Reviewed by eddievanzant on 02-27-2006. Disgusting Thread It seems that these days only disgusting threads get any attention.I hear even some of the people whom have been here a long time are bailing~laughs~So here is my thread question.What is the most disgusting thing you have had knowledge of that you know to be true? I had two roommates in college and we shared a house near the University of Washington in Seattle.My ex friend was pissed because her husband was getting drunk after working a 70 hour weeek~I think the guy deserved some down Rating: 5

[potsmokingnome]

If we're taalking of work experience, I've two slightly disgusting stories. While working at a small cinema owned by a Jewish person who took over the business after his father (coincidental stereotype), some shithead thought it'd be funny to flood the entire bathroom by pluggin the stand-ups with paper towels and I had to clean it up. Every day that year, when I saw him in the hallways, I'd push him into the lockers.
Another time, some total bitch who almost single-handedly reveals the falseness of society that punk rock idealists are always talking about, who was once the pplayground lady from elementary school walks in. When she recognized me she says, "Hmm.. I guess they let anyone work here." I couldn't do anything right then, but later, before I went in to the cinema to clean it up after all the assholes of the world make a mess, I see her coming out last. I noticed she went into the bathroom. Instead of cleaning up, I waited behind the men's bathroom wall thing (it used to be an actual theater for plays with a bunch of walls n' shit) for her to come out. When she walked by I grabbed her, gave her a swirlie in a used (but not flushed) toilet then kicked her in the head so hard she was knocked out. I went down stairs and acted like nothing happened. They couldn't press charges because she didn't see me but I got fired.

I wouldn't wanna mess with you lol

[cokekilla]

fuck man that must suck balls

[eddievanzant]

I wouldn't wanna mess with you lol

Well, she deserved it!