Quote Originally Posted by homemade
sorry if there is this thread and sorry if this insults anyone:

A guy walks down the street, and he sees Adolf Hitler.
Guy:so Hitler what did you do today?

Hitler: I killed 50,000 jews and a clown...

Guy: Why did you kill the clown?

Hitler: See no one cares about the Jews.
That is the best!!!!!

There was this retarded married couple.
He was pretty bad,So he stayed home and she went to work.

One day she came home from work.

And He said (In a retarded Voice)

Hello Honey! I cleaned the house and I made supper.
Theres a roast in the oven.

She looked around and said: Very good honey where are the vegetables?

He Said: They didn't get home from school yet!