Quote Originally Posted by homemade
sorry if there is this thread and sorry if this insults anyone:

A guy walks down the street, and he sees Adolf Hitler.
Guy:so Hitler what did you do today?

Hitler: I killed 50,000 jews and a clown...

Guy: Why did you kill the clown?

Hitler: See no one cares about the Jews.
lmao.. umm well lets see...

this little 'slow' kid who had a speech impediment, reading problems, dislexia among others, never had friends wanted a companion, so his mom went out and got him one. she came back with a cockerspaniel later that day.
"son, do you know what type of dog this is?"
"i'll call him floppy ears!"
"no son, it's a cockerspaniel"
"a cockandspankit?"
"no no no... cock-er-span-iel
"cockandspankit?"
"i give up...timmy, you need to go to the store and get a dish for him to drink/eat from and get a bucket to give him a bath with"
so he gets to the store and goes to the pet supplies
"excuse me sir, where are your fishes?"
"pardon me?"
"you know fishes... the things you use to put your pets food and water in.."
"oh you mean a dish... follow me..."
so he gets his dish and heads over to the house cleaning department..
"where are your fuckits?"
"excuse me son...."
"your fuckits, they're used to keep mop water in, or to wash your car..."
"i think i have an idea what you're spoutin' at... come this way"

so he gets his dish and his bucket and heads home, when he's still a few blocks away, he sees his dog running. frantic, he targets an old woman walking down the street
"excuse me ma'am can you hold my fish and fuckit while i get my cockandspankit?"