The Joke Thread

[homemade]

i just posted this above >.<

haha u did but i think ppl are only reading the first one..haha

q-how many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb..
a- just 2 but no one knows how they get in there...

homemade Reviewed by homemade on 02-26-2006. The Joke Thread sorry if there is this thread and sorry if this insults anyone: A guy walks down the street, and he sees Adolf Hitler. Guy:so Hitler what did you do today? Hitler: I killed 50,000 jews and a clown... Guy: Why did you kill the clown? Hitler: See no one cares about the Jews. Rating: 5

[homemade]

DEAD BABY JOKES!

-whats funnier than seeing a baby flying through the air at 100mph?
stoping it with a shovel.
-whats the diff between a brick and a baby?
bricks dont explode in the microwave.
-whats funnier than a dead baby?
a dead baby in a tree
-whats funnier than a dead baby in a tree?
10 dead babies in a tree
-whats funnier than 10 dead babies in a tree?
one dead baby in 10 trees

still many more but ill save for another day...

[slpntrx5]

what's the worst part about eating a vegetable?

the wheelchair

[420purplehaze420]

how do you get a towel head out of your pool?

throw in a bar of soap

[slipknotpsycho]

how do you get a towel head out of your pool?

throw in a bar of soap

i woulda said throw bush wearing an american flag thong in with him...

[BloodyRedBarron]

If you had a fourteen inch cock stickin out of your forehead how far could you see????












You coulden't see shit.Your Balls would be hanging in front of your eyes!

[yoda]

the daed baby jokes are just dumb....

did you hear about teh constipated mathematician?
he had to work it out with a pencil...

[BloodyRedBarron]

What do you get a dead baby for X-Mas?

A Dead Puppy!

[BloodyRedBarron]

the daed baby jokes are just dumb....

did you hear about teh constipated mathematician?
he had to work it out with a pencil...

Now this is stupid.
Are you Dyslexic?
And don't tell me: oN

[tokinggreg]

Now this is stupid.
Are you Dyslexic?
And don't tell me: oN

Actually I thought the constipated mathematician joke was quite funny. And dead baby jokes are just disgusting. I have never been able to bring myself to appreciate them.