I work from 5pm to 2AM so I sleep between 3AM and about 10 or 11 am ..when I get up I have breakfast, coffee a cigarette and then take a nice big dump ..Then I take a nice hot shower in my custom downstairs bathroom...it's just a plain stall shower with a nice high sink vanity with my shaving shit..a guy's bathroom....
this way I am clean for the day and don't have swampass....

I dunno anybody that doesn't bathe every day is dirty in my opinion...