im screwed

[stangle12]

i like it

[acrca]

thx just typed marijuana cartoons in2 google

[turtle420]

Well, if the test will be done "traditionally", you can get the piss from somebody else... but it in a small bottle, wrap it in one of those heating pads, and when you're in the bathroom, take out the bottle and use that piss.

If the test is administered with somebody watching, either A- be very handy, or B- tell them to fuck off.

It's against the law to watch as you take the test if there isn't a SPECIFIC claim to have you watched. Don't be an asshole... know your rights.

[chisme]

hello every 1 i get high every day, all day for about 5 years now. i didnt smoke at all 2day. ya know why because 2 maro i have a physical exam, and they will pee test me. im freakin out. my buddy told me from personal experience that chuggin vinegar passes the test. i already had 4 shots and dam thats horrible tasting. i just need some advise on wat i should do.

drink water like rasta kaze says is all u can do im not sure about the vidgar thou that would make me sick first mouthfull........thi thing is if they take a hair sample there is fuck all u can do about it

[turtle420]

The problem with drinking a lot of water, is that MAYBE they'll do a "Dilution Test"... which is to see if your urine is, um, "diluted". If they find it IS diluted, they'll answer the test as "Inconclusive", and ask you to re-test at a later date.

You CAN get away with it, because there are labs/people/tests that DON'T test for dilution, so your piss will have the THC level below the acceptable treshold, and they won't care if it's diluted or not... so, hope for the best on that one.

The problem with VINEGAR::: Vinegar "masks" the THC in your piss by changing the pH level... so, you can imagine... they test for pH. If it's found outside the acceptable range, you'll be re-testing at a later date. Again, it's about luck: the lab you go may NOT test for pH... but that's just a lucky shot.

BTW: I prefer to be positive than to drink.. ughhh... vinegar...

[acrca]

man i usually go to sleep at like 11 or 12 o clock, but its like 4 am now. i think i am addicted cuz i cant even go 2 sleep without it. i have an eighth right in front of me u got no idea how much i want to smoke it. hey i read every bodys advise, and greatly appreciate it all. i know that vitamin b colors ur piss yellow, so wat im thinkin is to drink a shit load of water before, and take a vitamin b. oh im not on probation or anything, is just a physical, so there wont be any hair tests or anything.

[Irv]

if it's not too late start drinking cranberry juice-type products from now until the test, 2-4 cups herbal tea might not be bad to add on either, know where the restrooms are between your place and the exam. good luck!!:thumbsup: imp: :dance:

[Reefer Rogue]

Good luck buddy :rasta:

[Smokey Bear]

Why do you have a physical exam. Is it mandatory for a job, or....?

[acrca]

ya im in highschool, and my dads makin me take swim team