HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

[Ammie]

WHY MASTERBATION IS BETTER THAN SEX

* You don't have to look your best.
* You never have to say "I love you", promise to mow the lawn, buy flowers/dinner, lie about the size of your hand's, etc.
* If you use your other hand it feels like someone else.
* You can use both hands and have and orgy.
* You don't have to promise to call in the morning.
* As long as you're careful you'll never end up with the wet spot.
* You can make it last for hours, if you do it a certain way.
* You can do it wherever there is a public toilet which has a private cubical.
* You don't need to make an appointment in advance.
* It doesn't really make you go blind, not unless your hand slides off the end and you poke yourself in the eye.
* It's cheaper...you don't have to use those pesky condoms.

Ammie Reviewed by Ammie on 08-19-2004. HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! WHY MASTERBATION IS BETTER THAN SEX * You don't have to look your best. * You never have to say "I love you", promise to mow the lawn, buy flowers/dinner, lie about the size of your hand's, etc. * If you use your other hand it feels like someone else. * You can use both hands and have and orgy. * You don't have to promise to call in the morning. * As long as you're careful you'll never end up with the wet spot. * You can make it last for hours, if you do it a certain way. * You Rating: 5

[Mole2k4]

"It doesn't really make you go blind, not unless your hand slides off the end and you poke yourself in the eye."

sad but true, thats why i wear glasses

[Ammie]

lmfao omg mole u are awsome

[smokey]

hahahah all of its true

[Ammie]

haahahahah yeah masterbaitin is fun but i would reather have u baby

[junglebellcat]

You're really a guy, aren't you.

[Ammie]

IS WHO A GUY??? IF U MEAN ME NOPE U JUST CHECKED IM DIFFENETLY NOT A GUY

[dog420]

wen i hav sex i feel like im cheating on my wrist

[brix]

lmfao dog,,,,,,,,

[Ammie]

haahahahahahahah dog!!!!!!!!!