HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

[DrGonzo]

my god, you people are sick...all this talk of masturbation...don't you know its unnatural? touching yourself, that's plain gross

what I do, I just get some peanut butter and a really tiny dog (the kind that go real fast because they're so tiny, a terrier I think, they have nice small tounges) I put the peanut butter on my willy, and the dog licks it all off! easy, clean, and completely non-sinful!

plus you don't need safety goggles.

DrGonzo Reviewed by DrGonzo on 08-20-2004. HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! WHY MASTERBATION IS BETTER THAN SEX * You don't have to look your best. * You never have to say "I love you", promise to mow the lawn, buy flowers/dinner, lie about the size of your hand's, etc. * If you use your other hand it feels like someone else. * You can use both hands and have and orgy. * You don't have to promise to call in the morning. * As long as you're careful you'll never end up with the wet spot. * You can make it last for hours, if you do it a certain way. * You Rating: 5

[Ammie]

lmfao haahahahahahah omg i love this guy lmao where have u been

[DrGonzo]

hiding under a rock. it was uncomfortable, and there was no toilet, so I left. now I'm under your window, waiting to be let inside so I can go to the bathroom...

[Ammie]

LOL I UNLOCKED THE DOOR JUST WALK IN

[DrGonzo]

but the door is so un-stalker-like...can't I just be creepy in the bushes for a while longer?

[Ammie]

LMAO OKOK HIDE IN THE BUSHES AS LONG AS U LIKE

[Lola]

wtf ,what happened to the bbq?


Dog u fecker your so funny omg. and Ammie *naughty!*

[Ammie]

ammie is not naughty

[DrGonzo]

ammie is SO naughty. so very, very naughty!

[Ammie]

lmfao u guys im a good gurl