Quote Originally Posted by higher4hockey
Three men go to hell. The first man's biggest sin was that he fucked too much. He is led into a room filled with beautiful women. The devil locks the door, and says I'll see you in a hundred years. The second man's biggest sin was that he drank too much. He is led into a room filled with every type of booze known to man. The devil locks the door and says I'll see you in a hundred years. The third man's biggest sin was that he smoked too much dope. He is led into a room with the best weed ever grown. The devil locks the door and says I'll see you in a hundred years. A hundred years pass, he goes to the first mans room, unlocks the door, the man comes out screaming I'M GAY. He goes to the second mans room, unlocks the door and is overcome by the smell of urine and vomit. He sees the second man passed out in the middle of the floor surrounded by countless empty bottles. He goes to the third room, opens up the door and the sees the stoner sitting on the floor surrounded by all the weed he was locked in with a hundred years ago. The stoner looks up at the devil with a single tear running down his face and says: hey man, got a light?
lmao