A foolproof guide to stealth smoking

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

God damn! You are CLEVER!

[Thehulkster321]

lol at all this. I used to be a stealthy smoker, now I'm more or a semi-stealth smoker. And your foolproof method doesn't have any help what so ever for bathrooms w/o windows, like mine.

Anyways, I also happen to like visene, it gets the job done easily. And since I am still at home for like a month longer, I just wait till everyone is asleep, then take a step outside. That's all you gotta do.

my dads gf has 3 dogs so when ever i walk down stairs im bombarded with 3 dogs barking like crazy ... plus some people like me cant wait till everyone goes to sleep

[VoidLivesOn]

after being caught almost 20 or so times and my parents not letting up one bit I decided that when i moved in with my dad i would make sure that i would never get caught agian.

Some might call this a little overboard but if you new my situation you would understand why its crutial.

1st I stole one of those things that go over your mouth so you dont breath in dust and i cut a circle right were my mouth is about the size of a quarter. I attached some clrear tubing and secured it in the hole useing hot glue. then i drilled a hole into the blue board facing an extreior wall (making sure it has insulation in it) in my closet. the hole fits pervfectly around the tube. then i put about 2 feet of tube into the hole in the wall, then i light a jay in my closet and put the dusk mask on instantly. i just breath out and all the msoke goesinto the insulation in the wall. ilet the ash from the jay just drop down into the tube aswell. after im done i take a cork and plug up the hole in the wall and spary some fabreeze in my closet. take some eye drops and chew a piece of gum.

a little extreme but it works for me

Dude thats fucking nuts! But like in the good way.I really respect you for pulling that shit offf to just get a quick innocent toke.Isn't it lame you have to go through all that just to enjoy a drug like Mj? What are you really doing wrong?

[Its a Plant]

my dads gf has 3 dogs so when ever i walk down stairs im bombarded with 3 dogs barking like crazy ... plus some people like me cant wait till everyone goes to sleep

I've got 2 little-shit ankle bitter dogs as well, who hear me opening up a cabinet from upstairs and start barking. Luckily they are in my mom's room when I head out.

Are your 3 beasts of dogs locked up at night or do they roam freely?

[Wright]

My parents know I smoke. But I still don't let them catch me since they don't really want me doing it in the house. They always say how my room smells like a ashtray. lol

[Thehulkster321]

2 are in crates in the laundry room and the saint bernard sleeps in the living room. The saint bernard is pretty mello, its the 2 little rat dogs that always hear me.

[Thehulkster321]

Fuck it im gonna go in my room and smoke out and i aint gonna try and cover it up if i get caught well shit happens. i just dont care anymore im gonna enjoi my herb instead of creeping around all the time.

I remeber when I had that attitude, I had been soooooo mad after finding my moms bf's pipe along with 2 roaches hidden in his pack of cigs. I wouldnt have minded it he hadnt been such a hypocrit and confiscated my bud atleast 5 times. It was 8:00 p.m. and i was like fuck it and sparked the 2 roaches up right in the kitchen not even bothering to hide it. About an hour later someone rings the door bell I hear my mom go down stairs and open the door, It was the COPS! She says hes upstairs, they come up and say that my mom called sayng I smoked pot in the house and that I was in possesion of a pipe! The bitch framed me but nuthing came of it becuase I told the cops my story and they said they didnt have the right to search my room just from a phonecall. That was it for me, I packed up my stuff and moved in with my dad. She still denies it to my dad and says it was my pot and my pipe and that her bf woudl never smoke pot.

[hex.shaman]

I remeber when I had that attitude, I had been soooooo mad after finding my moms bf's pipe along with 2 roaches hidden in his pack of cigs. I wouldnt have minded it he hadnt been such a hypocrit and confiscated my bud atleast 5 times. It was 8:00 p.m. and i was like fuck it and sparked the 2 roaches up right in the kitchen not even bothering to hide it. About an hour later someone rings the door bell I hear my mom go down stairs and open the door, It was the COPS! She says hes upstairs, they come up and say that my mom called sayng I smoked pot in the house and that I was in possesion of a pipe! The bitch framed me but nuthing came of it becuase I told the cops my story and they said they didnt have the right to search my room just from a phonecall. That was it for me, I packed up my stuff and moved in with my dad. She still denies it to my dad and says it was my pot and my pipe and that her bf woudl never smoke pot.

Man, that is some fucked up shit right there!

I just wait till peeps are asleep and then I head outside for a toke.

[Mary Jane x3]

I just wait till bout 9 when my mom lays down or whenver i feel like it go in my basement an smoke a bowl

First off my basement smells like moldy ass and my moms been smokin for over 30 years i dont even think she notices the smell

i change my clothes and put in some gum and sit in my room

[BornToLose]

i just smoke out of my window, ive accually smoked with parents outside, they dont care about that, but i dont like to go out there with them. so i just open my window, have a bowl and turn on my "table" fan & blow air out of my room and let it circulate, smell is gone my monring(sometimes ill light a stick on nag incense, best ever)