A foolproof guide to stealth smoking

[8675309]

I think that's a little extreme. All I do is blow the smoke into an old black jacket that I never wear and spray a little febreeze. I just stash the jacket in my closet afterwards. I can hide being high pretty well and they haven't noticed anything out of the ordinary.

[mfactor420]

I remeber when I had that attitude, I had been soooooo mad after finding my moms bf's pipe along with 2 roaches hidden in his pack of cigs. I wouldnt have minded it he hadnt been such a hypocrit and confiscated my bud atleast 5 times. It was 8:00 p.m. and i was like fuck it and sparked the 2 roaches up right in the kitchen not even bothering to hide it. About an hour later someone rings the door bell I hear my mom go down stairs and open the door, It was the COPS! She says hes upstairs, they come up and say that my mom called sayng I smoked pot in the house and that I was in possesion of a pipe! The bitch framed me but nuthing came of it becuase I told the cops my story and they said they didnt have the right to search my room just from a phonecall. That was it for me, I packed up my stuff and moved in with my dad. She still denies it to my dad and says it was my pot and my pipe and that her bf woudl never smoke pot.

I always thought the authorities taught the kids to fink on their parents. Not the other way around. Sorry to say this but your mom is a bitch for protecting herb/f at the expense of her own blood. Not in my life!!! You did the smart thing packing and moving out.

Well, I have my own house, but my partner don't like me smoking pot, so I go to the tool shed and smoke there, do some things outside and then go in and no smell. Sometimes, I burn garbage in the outdoor fire pit, when I come in I smeel like campfire smoke, not pot. Don't use listerine, it has too much alcohol and if you suddenly have to blow a breathelyzer, you could be DUI. I used to use visine, but I am also lucky in that I don't get red eye. Smoking a cig. after helps too, but for those who don't smoke cig's . . . . .oh well, lots of good ideas here.

Yup, too bad we have to hide what we smoke while cig. smokers can have at it with no problem. Seems odd, eh.

I think all pot smokers should become united and say "fuck it" and smoke openly and in front of everyone and f****** blow pot smoke in everyone's faces and to hell with their conservative lame brain attitudes. I always wanted to do that when some obnoxious asshole lights a cig. at the bus stop and I start getting a migraine from his second hand smoke. Just light a joint and say "f*** you".

Dogs are notorious for smelling pot on you. Even if they aren't trained to sniff pot, somehow, they already know. I got a neighbour dog about 5 acres away from me and if I sit on my deck and spark one, the f****** starts howling like he knows I am having a joint. Real pain in the ass. If not for that howling, my neighbourhood would be deathly quiet.

Running hot water in the shower would surely show up as an increase on the utility bill because of the increased cost of heating water - especially if you toke every 4 hours. Seems a bit much really. Just go for a walk down the street. I lost 30 lb. going for a walk every 2-4 hours just to smoke a doob. Get high and get exercise too.

Oh well, to each his own.:thumbsup:
One day it will be legal & we won't have the stigma anymore.:thumbsup:

[Adolf Smittler]

i'm lucky in that my eyes are always red, and in that i always act high. my mother usually can't tell

[Fez4Prez]

Yea that would work, but dont u think your parents would start to think something is up when "Your taking 3 showers" a day? tottally ruins the stealth

[Tmar.aLL.DaYmar]

so im thinking you guys just need some practice smoking? i smoke every night out of a waterbong either in my room, or in the TV room, and it doesnt smell at all. even right after i finish.

all i do is make sure to control my hits, like put out the nug before i finish my hit and shit, so that the only smoke that gets into the room is the smoke i exhaled, which usually isnt enough to smell up the room.

[VoidLivesOn]

I remeber when I had that attitude, I had been soooooo mad after finding my moms bf's pipe along with 2 roaches hidden in his pack of cigs. I wouldnt have minded it he hadnt been such a hypocrit and confiscated my bud atleast 5 times. It was 8:00 p.m. and i was like fuck it and sparked the 2 roaches up right in the kitchen not even bothering to hide it. About an hour later someone rings the door bell I hear my mom go down stairs and open the door, It was the COPS! She says hes upstairs, they come up and say that my mom called sayng I smoked pot in the house and that I was in possesion of a pipe! The bitch framed me but nuthing came of it becuase I told the cops my story and they said they didnt have the right to search my room just from a phonecall. That was it for me, I packed up my stuff and moved in with my dad. She still denies it to my dad and says it was my pot and my pipe and that her bf woudl never smoke pot.

I think its just that he has your mom fixed on the thought, that no way in hell did or does he smoke weed.So your mom believing him just thinks her baneful teenage son is probably getting into some minor drug habits.So she blames you and not her b/f.Sounds resonable but no doubt is it not fair.

[Adolf Smittler]

if you can really hold your breath, you could just hold it in until next to no smoke came out. this is better to do in your bedroom or somewhere where you can lay down to minimize oxygen comsumption. if you're already high it's easier.