This one time after I had been dry for a few days I was at little ceasers trying to buy a pizza and this little old lady walks in and steps right in front of me while I'm in line.

I guess her old eyes could not see me or something. But I screamed DAMN LADY I WAS HERE FIRST!

Then I had to wait a few minutes for my pizza to be ready and she did too.

That was awkward and I felt pretty bad.