If you Do Not Read This YOU'RE CRAZY!!

[Dr. Zoidberg]

I post on everything that tickles my fancy...and I have such a wonderful fancy to tickle, ask anybody, they'll tell you how much fun it is to tickle my fancy


although my fancy has never spoken to me...that would be right fucked up. just wake up one morning, 'good morning, fancy, how are you today' (like I normally do in the morning) and then all of a sudden, 'not too shabby, man. hey, think I'm gonna get tickled today? that'd be neat!' that would literally blow my mind. just foop! out my ear, across the room, down the hall, and CRASH! through the window to freedom.

and I would be left alone, with only my fancy to guide me.

Can I tickle this 'fancy' you speak of?

Where do I get my own??

[psychocat]

I post on everything that tickles my fancy...and I have such a wonderful fancy to tickle, ask anybody, they'll tell you how much fun it is to tickle my fancy


although my fancy has never spoken to me...that would be right fucked up. just wake up one morning, 'good morning, fancy, how are you today' (like I normally do in the morning) and then all of a sudden, 'not too shabby, man. hey, think I'm gonna get tickled today? that'd be neat!' that would literally blow my mind. just foop! out my ear, across the room, down the hall, and CRASH! through the window to freedom.

and I would be left alone, with only my fancy to guide me.

You any relation to Robert Rankin????

[DrGonzo]

never heard of Robert Rankin...looks like a book; is it any good?

and fancies are hard things to come by, zoidberg...I don't think you'll be able to find one, they really don't like crustaceans. besides, alligators can't fly.

but if you'd like, you can borrow my pet dot. I found him in the playground one day, he doesn't say much, but is very bouncy and tastes like kiwifruit.

[GHoSToKeR]

'They Came And Ate Us' by Robert Rankin is one of my favourtive books.

"QUIVER AT! horrible demonic stuff oozing out of computer screens!


SHOCK HORROR! Elvis Presley pulling his face off

GASP AT! a talking brussels sprout!

SEE! Cannibals on the rampage!

HEAR! Fido the Dog do Frankie Howerd impressions!

SEE! Rex Mundi, Rambo Bloodaxe, Deathblade Eric, Hugo Rune and a cast of millions caught up in Events Beyond Their Control!

THRILL TO! all the loose ends from Armageddon The Musical magically tied up!

WATCH! A comic genius doing the business!
SEE?"

[DrGonzo]

that was humorous...I think? I'm actually not sure...sounds like a good read though. george carlin is a pretty decent writer, too...although the books are quite random

[Ammie]

and goin

[GHoSToKeR]

that was humorous...I think? I'm actually not sure...

lol, it was funny, but only to me.. most of the sutff i say is for my benifit, and leaves everyone else thinkin "what the fuck?"

but yeah, its a hilarious book, you should try it...

and Ammie, everywhere i go, there you are.. you keep going...

[kyle]

umm....what?