My baby mother been incarcerated
otherwise she woulda been here to
testify that every word i stated
while it may be complicated this is true in a way
You see this woman here today i hardly even know her
okay, maybe once or twice i mighta give her a lift, but
she never lent me any money your honor
every penny that she give me she said was a gift
she said it was a gift, she said it was a gift
My baby mother been incarcerated
she had some trouble with an interstate cop who
said he saw her driving while obliterated
and was further frustrated by the way she wouldnt stop
so he called out all the other cops
and had a high speed chase
chased my baby through the side of a tree
thats when i think they may of planted
marijuana in her suitcase
the court appointed lawyer told her to cop a plea
so she coppped a plea, she copped a plea
I never has a lot of luck with the ladies your honor
i never had a lot of luck with much of anything
My baby mother want to drive a mercedes your honor
my baby mother wants to wear a bunch of diamond rings
she knows damn well i cant afford these things
My baby mother been incarcerated
I'm kinda glad if i can tell you the truth, but
that dont have a whole lot here to do with this matter
you see this woman here today she just dont have any proof
I dont know whos voice that could be
there on that telephone recorder
maybe her brother or come friend who's in on it too
maybe the same ol' friend that came in here
and helped forge my signature
because that is not my signature im telling you the truth
i'm telling you the truth
I understand about the verdict and everything your honor
you're just doing your job and thats ok with me
just one more thing before i leave
for my friends and my family
can you tell me when this particular episode
is gonna be on tv
i'm gonna be on tv
nobody suffers like the poor people suffer
nobody suffers like the poor people suffer
nobody suffers like the poor people suffer

dai*ma :dance: :dance:
I love you judge judy:thumbsup: