little black box: PSHH, we've got a suspicious looking black man on the corner of 4th and 9th - a possible 420, over pshh

Officer on patrol, pulling a u-ey: We're gonna check this out, see what he's up to. (Eyes jumping between camera and road) Part of the satisfaction that you get from being on the force for thirty years is you know you're making the world a better place for your kids. Every day you're making a difference...

(30 seconds of t.v. time later...)

Officer, holstering his firearm: Well, that's another eighth off the streets

(fade to black)

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