REALLY REALLY ANGRY

[GanjaBob]

Okay well my Nazi mother who i have absolutly no respect for anymore tried to get me to go take a drug test today. I told her that I didnt need to because i would not pass it. Well you would think she would appreaciate me being honest but no instead the fucking bitch threatens to call the police on me and now I am grounded for a month or more. I really love her but for this i can never truely respect her as a person. Another thing is, is that she smoked when she was my age and now she has to freak out on me about it. I really have no respect for any adult like this because they are total hypocrits and i am really really pissed off right now. Another thing i cant stand about adults is that because I am 16 they think i am less of a person than they are. Why should they have so many more rights than me i have a brain that functions better than alot of our idiot adults we have out there *cough* George bush *cough*. Ageism is really dumb and for all the adults that think they are supirior to me because they have lived longer can go fuck themselves i am seriously sick of this.
Thank you for your time i needed to rant
Bob

GanjaBob Reviewed by GanjaBob on 02-22-2006. REALLY REALLY ANGRY Okay well my Nazi mother who i have absolutly no respect for anymore tried to get me to go take a drug test today. I told her that I didnt need to because i would not pass it. Well you would think she would appreaciate me being honest but no instead the fucking bitch threatens to call the police on me and now I am grounded for a month or more. I really love her but for this i can never truely respect her as a person. Another thing is, is that she smoked when she was my age and now she has to Rating: 5

[friendowl]

moms is only trying to protect her witle baby
she probobly remembers how she got fucked up and thinks the same for you.
just show her thru your actions that whatever you decide will be for your best interest.if she wants to give you a drug test just tell her you smoke weed fuck it.if not just play the game better and keep shit to yourself.stop looking for approval for everything you do.

[Bman719]

Damn, that does suck. You're right, you would think that being honest would make her take it a bit easy on you.. but Parents can be assholes sometimes. Just explain to her your reasoning (i'd pull up info on marijuana to back you up) and just try to get her to understand. It's one thing if you do it in her house, since it is her house and her rules should apply, but whatever you do outside that house should be your own choice. Good luck though... being in that position is never fun.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

That's whacked... things should get better with time, good luck

[SmurfyBH]

Intresting..... I concur.

[GanjaBob]

Yes i have tried showing her research and what not proving her bullshit wrong but she is convinced that everything DARE says is true. You know because the government wouldent lie.

[SmurfyBH]

Maybe she ran out of Vespene gas?

[del...]

i'm sure she understands his reasoning...the problem is she doesn't want it in her home or her son doing it and until he's out of her home and on his own he'll have to put up with house rules. and rules don't end once you leave the 'rents...

[friendowl]

bake that nazi bitch some canna butter and make her breakfast in bed.
hot toast with coffee.
when shes feeling good tell her thats how you like to feel too so enjoy it and shut the fuck up

[GanjaBob]

HAHA yeah i actually considered that once but i wouldent want to waste my precious grass on her. I asked her why she drank wine and she said 'because i like the taste and it relaxes me'. Well i told her thats why i smoke weed and she says 'No when i did it i was always just out of it, you cant think when your high, and it makes you dumb'. She also is sure i will have cancer in 6 months. Yet she dosent seem to care about my sister who smokes a pack of cigs a day and drinks everynight in our house which really pisses me off.