Hey, just read the alien thing . . .Wow!

Where ya from mate? I saw one once. . .An alien that is. It was wierd, too. It was in my bedroom, and stunk to high heaven, but friendly just the same.

How do you smell, kid?

I think everyones a bit alien, though. You know they're taking over the planet, right? Inbreeding, and sh!t. Its an awful mess. Stick around long enough, and you may find your kind? If not, then learn to love this planet. It's Eden you know!

Just a little screwed up at the moment . . .