Ive thought about turning gay, I went through the bi stage when I was younger but I was too picky with my lads. Only slim (no six packs though), a bit taller than me and either short or long blonde hair. Like the fit bloke offa Hollyoaks, not Bumhead or whatever the hell his name is... Justin, thats the one. I think. Plus their cock cant be bigger than mine, makes me feel insecure. Oh, and they have to be about 1-2 years younger than me aswell.
The good thing about being gay is that you can go shopping together without having to hang around the bra section with all the old women, youre popular with the ladies (fanny-on-tap), can wear eachothers clothes, and they dont mind watching the footie before, during and after a shag.
Its just the cock up the arse which turned me off. I mean, dont you get poo on it?
Oh, and the fact that my sisters a lesbian.